Since I opened the firm and launched the website, I’ve gotten tons of spam through the contact page and the comment section of the blog.  Some of this stuff is really hilarious so I thought I’d share a few of the highlights to brighten up your Monday:

  • This from “klick hier” seems a tad too philosophical for my taste: 

“Great write-up, I am normal visitor of one’s website, maintain up the excellent operate, and It’s going to be a regular visitor for a long time. “Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.” by Mark Twain.”

  • From “hosting reseller”:

 “I like this web blog its a master peace ! Glad I detected this on google”

Who doesn’t like detecting on google?  However, I’m sure RocITOut will be glad you think my page is a “master peace.”

  • My personal favorite so far, from “Clarissa Gonya”:

“You are a very intelligent person!”

“Clarissa,” thanks!  You have great taste in lawyers!

  • “Jesus” with his $0.02 on the real estate market:

“I have noticed that over the coruse of constructing a relationship with real estate managers, you’ll be able to get them to understand that, in every single real estate contract, a commission is paid.”

  • I must confess “Mustafa” that I have no idea what you’re talking about, but it sounds like a good time:

“Thanks so much for your interest in coimng Amy! Gosh, I would love to see you and meet your husband. These breakfasts are usually just for women but they are going to host an event for couples when we come to speak. Unfortunately, we had to postpone this event because Connor’s musical is the same weekend! I will put up the new date as soon as it’s scheduled. I hope you can make it!!”

  • And last but not least, “Shiroh” makes it clear – don’t mess with “Sparta!” (I think they made a movie about that once.):

“Well, I for one have know Sparta for about 20 years and if someone has a bone to pick with her they need to unadrstend that I am in her corner.”


I have no clue where most of this stuff comes from.  Maybe Shawn does.  But it sure is some funny stuff sometimes.

Have a great week!

– Matt